I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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