That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
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We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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