Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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