these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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