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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
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he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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