No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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