umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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