i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Plan B is the new Plan A
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
