Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
where does the pee come out of this thing
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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