oh fat girl friday strikes again...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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