no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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