Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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