he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
