Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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