But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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