It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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