The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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