I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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