oh god the rape fog is back!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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