Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My dick has a subreddit
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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