I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
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Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
These tits shall not be calmed
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
dude. I can hear the air.
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