I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
