Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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