i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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