Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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