Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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