He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
The feeling are messing with the penis
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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