hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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