I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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