bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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