My brain says no but my pants say off.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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