Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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