if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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