I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
