so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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