I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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