no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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