I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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