Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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