I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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