Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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