I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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