so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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