I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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