Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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