I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Randomize
