So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
bring money and cleavage
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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