you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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