how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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