Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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