We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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