i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
The feeling are messing with the penis
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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