Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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