break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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