Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I want to be your penis for a week.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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