Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
of course. lets lasso hookers.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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